we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Randomize
