he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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