my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
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