Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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