Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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