i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
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