It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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