I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
pop tarts are not kleenex
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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