Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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