Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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