: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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