How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
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