I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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