doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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