I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
just tell him i said nine months
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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