I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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