There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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