Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
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