in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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