hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
