I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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