Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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