Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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