Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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