Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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