at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
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