She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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