idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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