Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
