Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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