ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Pappa wants mamma naked
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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