He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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