'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
My vagina just clenched in fear
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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