you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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