I need help removing her.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
Randomize
