Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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