There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
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