im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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