You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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