yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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