Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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