They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Randomize
