whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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