I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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