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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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