I just pynch a tree in the face
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Two words: nipple clamps
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