So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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