When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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