There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
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