Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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